Two quickies... they make me laugh. What are sisters for?

A conversation between my sister and I this summer...

Megan: I don't think I've ever really liked any guy I've ever slept with. All the guys I like have girlfriends that are pretty and smart and skinny and gorgeous and funny.

Kate: You're funny.

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's great.


Another fun sister tidbit from Christmas break...

After telling my sister I got a $400 speeding ticket:
Kate: "$400? If you were a prostitute it would take you like, a month to work that off."

I don't know if that's an indication that my sister thinks I am too unattractive to be a hooker, or that her knowledge of prostitution rates is seriously lacking.

I'm hoping it's the latter.